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Death Party
03:20
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RED SPRAYPAINT
ON THE FRONT DOOR
DEATH PARTY
GOD HELL
SHE BEGGED HIM
TO TAKE HER HOME TO DIE
DUANE PAYING HIS
LAST RESPECTS
ROCKIN OUT
TO QUIET RIOT
GETTING NAKED
HIGH ON METH
FUCKING
CONVULSING
TRUE LOVE IS A
DEATH PARTY
SHE WAS
STILL WARM
TRUE LOVE IS A
DEATH PARTY
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2. |
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TOOK MY 303
PLUS A 357
NOT HAPPY DOING THIS
BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM
SHOT RUDI IN THE BACK
THEN STOPPED AT THE ATM
DROPPED BARRY WITH ONE BULLET
THEN TWO IN SUSAN'S HEAD
DARLENE WAS LAST
BITCH TOOK TWO MORE ROUNDS
AFTER DESTROYING THEM
TOLD A LOOKY-LOO TO MOVE ON
SERVES YOU RIGHT
FOR BULLYING MY WIFE
AT LEAST NOW SHE
WILL HAVE SOMEWHERE TO PARK
THAT'S EFFECTIVE CITY MANAGEMENT
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3. |
Green Boots
02:45
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MORNING IN NANAIMO
OUT WALKING MY DOG
A DUMB MOTHERFUCKER TRIED
TO TELL ME WHAT'S WHAT
YELLED I AM 72 AND
PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE
NO ONE TELLS ME TO PUT MY
DOG ON A LEASH
COPS ARE LOOKING
BUT I'M LONG GONE
PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE
WITH MY GREEN BOOTS ON
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4. |
I Am So Happy
02:34
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PEE PEE PEE
I AM SO HAPPY
IT'S LIKE A RAINY DAY FOR ME
A PATENT LEATHER BAG
SWINGING BETWEEN MY KNEES
RIPE AND WARM
AS A SUMMER BREEZE
ANOTHER GOLDEN DAY
I AM SO HAPPY
I AM SO HAPPY
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5. |
Green Burial
01:48
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PAY YOUR RESPECTS
OR GET THE FUCK OUT
JUST NATURE'S WAY
OF GRINDING ONE OUT
I AM HUMAN REMAINS
ABOVE GROUND
GREEN BURIAL
WALKING AROUND
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6. |
Colonoscopy
03:12
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I GOT NOTHING
TO HIDE
DOC GO AHEAD
TAKE A LOOK INSIDE
EASY COWBOY
YOU GOT AN HOUR
TO BLOW THAT AIR
INTO THE BROWN
SO MUCH TO FEEL
SO MUCH TO SEE
THE BEST
REALITY TV
MY ASSHOLE IS A STAR
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HE WAS NO THIEF
JUST A STUPID GUY
HIS CHAIN BROKE
AND HE LOST HIS MIND
HE JUMPED THE COUNTER
TO GRAB A NEW CHAIN
WE CORNERED HIM
PUNCHED HIM IN THE HEAD
MY WIFE TRIED TO HIT HIM
WITH A YARD STICK
SHE MISSED
HIT ME INSTEAD
TOLD HER TO STOP IT
THEN FOUGHT HIM OFF
HE LOST HIS NERVE
AND RAN OUT
74 BUT I KNOW KRAV MAGA
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8. |
Greg's Fix
02:05
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LAST TIME I TRY
GREG'S FIX
I GOT BLUE TAPE
STUCK ON MY DICK
PISS LEAKING
ALL OVER THE PLACE
WANT TO PUNCH
THAT GREG IN THE FACE
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9. |
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IT'S MAD MAX
WHEN IT COMES
TO WIPING
YOUR ASS
NOT TODAY
NOT IN MY AISLE
JUST ONE PACKET?
NO! NOT ONE PACKET!
I'M 60 YEARS OLD
BUT YOU WILL DIE
BEFORE YOU
GET MY ROLLS
CLEANER TO AISLE 11
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10. |
Stool Sample
02:50
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THE DOCTOR WANTS TO SEE MY SHIT
SHE WANTS TO SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT
THE GIRLS IN THE OFFICE GAVE ME A LITTLE CUP
IT"S GOT A TINY SPOON
I"LL GET IT REAL SOON YEAH I'LL FILL IT UP
I CAN'T WAIT TTO SHOW ALL THE GIRLS MY
STOOL SAMPLE
ACROSS THE STREET THERE'S A MALL
IN THE MORNING I GO TO MY FAVOURITE STALL
THE GIRLS IN THE OFFICE ARE WAITING FOR THAT LITTLE CUP
IT"S GOT A TINY SPOON
I'LL DO IT REAL GOOD YEAH I'LL FILL IT UP
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW ALL THE GIRLS MY
STOOL SAMPLE
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11. |
Percocet
02:58
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HEY YOU WITH THE TUBES
YOU AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME LEFT
WHEN YOU KICK IT
CAN I HAVE YOUR PERCOCET?
NO DICE YOU TRY IT
I'LL CALL THE NURSE
YOU WANT TO PARTY YOU
DO SOMETHING FOR ME FIRST
SLOW AND STEADY
WINS THE RACE
WE BOTH DIE HAPPY
THANKS TO THE PERCOCET
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